Okay, let’s settle this once and for all—tote bags aren’t just bags. They’re an extension of you. What’s printed on them? A whole personality. Where you take them? A lifestyle.
Think about it. You’re heading out, stuffing in your water bottle, journal, lip balm, and your emotional baggage (obviously). A tote bag doesn’t judge. It just holds everything together, like that one friend who always has gum and a backup charger.
So, if you’re still carrying that one boring tote they gave you at an event three years ago, babe, we need to talk. Here are five tote bags that’ll match your vibe, whatever that may be.
1. The ‘Self-Care Checklist’ Bag – Because Priorities
30 in stock
Let’s be honest, we all say we’re prioritizing self-care, but do we actually? This bag is here to remind you—hydrate, read a book, and maybe get some sleep (yes, doomscrolling at 2 AM doesn’t count). Perfect for Sunday farmers’ market runs or when you’re trying to be your best self but still debating ordering fries.
This bag is like that one friend who reminds you to drink water, get some sleep, and maybe not survive solely on iced coffee. (No promises, though.)
It’s perfect for the days when you’re romanticizing your life—buying fresh flowers, making matcha, journaling about how this year is gonna be different. Or, you know, when you’re just hauling snacks, a hoodie, and your last bit of motivation to class. Either way, this tote’s got your back.
✅ Good sleep (or at least try).
✅ Meditate (overthinking counts, right?).
✅ Exercise (does running late count?).
✅ Read a book (or pretend to while scrolling TikTok).
Carry it like a reminder: You got this (or you will, eventually).
2. The #Gen Bag – For the Ones Who Just Get It
Gen Z Aesthetic Tote Bag | Trendy Cotton Tote for Women | Laptop Tote with Pockets
29 in stock
Oversized headphones? Check. Effortlessly cool energy? Double check. This tote is basically an aesthetic mood board. Whether you’re zoning out in a café, walking to class, or pretending to listen to a podcast, this bag says I have tastewithout you having to explain a thing.
We all know that person—you know, the one who always has their headphones on, deep in thought, looking effortlessly cool. If that’s you, this is your tote.
Perfect for silent main character moments, walking through the city with a curated playlist, or zoning out while pretending to read in a coffee shop. It gives mysterious, artistic energy while subtly saying, “I am emotionally unavailable, but in an intriguing way.”
Also, it pairs perfectly with an oversized sweater, a messy bun, and that one book you’ve been meaning to finish but keep putting down after two pages. Just saying.
3. The Fox Bag – Because Cute, But With an Attitude
Huun Na Mai Cute Tote Bag | Adorable Cotton Tote for Women | Kawaii Laptop Tote
30 in stock
If this bag were a person, it would be that friend who’s adorable but also super sarcastic. You know the one. The little fox, the glasses, the “Huun na mai cute” (Yes, I am cute, deal with it) energy—it’s giving main character, and I love that for you.
Some people are adorable. Some people are a menace to society. And then there’s you—both.
This tote’s got the vibe of that friend who looks sweet but is secretly the most chaotic one in the group chat. The fox with the glasses? That’s the “me? Troublemaker? Never” energy in visual form.
Use this bag to carry books, snacks, and all your life’s questionable decisions. Bonus points if you pair it with round glasses and a slight smirk—commit to the bit.
4. The Avocado Bag – For the Softies Who Love a Good Pun
30 in stock
A happy avocado with the words “Smile, it costs nothing”? Tell me that doesn’t make you feel at least a little warm inside. It’s the perfect reminder that even when life is chaotic, you can still be a wholesome little bean.
Some days, you just want to exist in peace, sip your overpriced iced latte, and radiate positive energy. This tote gets it.
It’s giving wholesome, plant parent, probably has a sunset lamp in their room energy. A smiling avocado with the words “Smile, it costs nothing”? That’s the kind of gentle, happy energy we all need more of.
Take this tote when you’re out running errands, meeting a friend for brunch, or just needing a lil’ reminder that life isn’t all chaos. Also, let’s be real—you’re probably the friend who always says, “text me when you get home.” We love you for it.
5. The “Things I Did Not Need but Bought Anyway” Bag – No Lies Detected
30 in stock
Look, we’ve all been there. You went out for one thing and came back with everything but that thing. This tote just owns up to it. Carry it while shopping, and maybe, just maybe, it’ll make the damage to your bank account feel slightly more justified.
We’ve all been there. You step into a store for one thing—maybe a candle, maybe a notebook—and suddenly, you’re leaving with six bags and an existential crisis.
This tote is self-awareness in bag form. It knows you don’t need another tote bag, but hey, you’re already here.
Use it as your designated shopping bag, or as a warning to others: Yes, I’m walking into this store. No, I will not be responsible with my money.
Pro tip: Bring this bag when you go thrifting. It gives you an official excuse when someone asks why you bought a vintage jacket in July.
Final Thought?
You don’t need a tote bag. But like… you kinda do. Life’s messy, and a good tote makes carrying your chaos at least look cute.