Sassy & sarcastic

Your mood — slightly unbothered, mildly chaotic, and 100% done with the world. So, why not pick one sarcastic printed tote bag? Designed for girls who don’t just carry baggage — they carry comebacks. Use code YIPEEE to drop the mic.

     

    Why Carry a Boring Bag When You Could Carry a Whole Personality?

    There are two types of girls.
    The one who says “sure” and means “sure.”
    And the one who says “sure” and means “absolutely not, but okay.”

    We made Sarcasm 101 for the second one.

    Because sometimes, the only thing getting you through traffic, unsolicited advice, and 234 notifications is a bag that says what you’re thinking.

    Tote Bags That Speak Fluent Sarcasm

    Let’s face it — life’s too short for plain totes.
    You deserve a bag that drips with sarcasm and slays with subtlety.

    We’re talking:

    • “Main character? Babe, I’m the writer.”

    • “Currently avoiding people who believe in zodiac signs… unless they’re cute.”

    • “This bag contains emotional damage and snacks.”

    • “Your opinion was not added to cart.”

    ✨ One of our customers from Mumbai said, “Someone laughed out loud in the metro when they read my tote. Honestly? Highlight of my week.”
    That’s the power of a good punchline… stitched on canvas.

     Why Sarcastic Totes Just Hit Different

    You can carry a pretty floral tote. Or… you can carry a sarcastic printed tote bag in India that tells the aunties at the supermarket not to question your life choices — without saying a word.

    • They’re ice-breakers (without the awkwardness)

    • They pair with literally anything — kurtas, coords, cropped tees, mood swings

    • They’re cheaper than therapy

    • And they make your mirror selfies 100x more share-worthy

    They’re not just tote bags for daily use — they’re your personality, folded and stitched.

    Style Meets Substance (And Just A Little Bit of Spite)

    Every tote in this collection is:

    • Made from thick cotton canvas (doesn’t flop like your ex’s promises)

    • Waterproof-lined (because your sarcasm may be dry but your coffee isn’t)

    • Printed with fade-proof, India-proof inks

    • Roomy enough to hold grudges, snacks, and your laptop

    One girl told us, “My sarcastic tote got more attention than my outfit. I’m not even mad.” Neither are we.

    Gifting Tip: The Best Way to Say “I See You (and Your Drama)”

    Looking for a gift for your sarcastic bestie?
    Don’t bother with a mug. Or a notebook. Or a candle with a personality.

    Get her a sarcastic tote bag that makes people laugh and stare. Bonus: It’s useful. Stylish. And always says the thing she won’t say out loud — but definitely wants to.

     Let the Tote Do the Talking

    You don’t have to be the loudest in the room to be the funniest.
    You just need a bag that delivers the punchline for you — quietly, confidently, and with a side of attitude.

    Toteaa’s Sarcasm 101 collection is for girls who aren’t here to explain the joke.
    They are the joke.
    And they’re carrying it in style.

    🛍️ Use code YIPEEE and get your daily dose of sarcasm stitched into cotton.
    Because silence is golden…
    But sarcasm is just so much more fun.

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